Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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