How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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I'm homeless.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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