What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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