A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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knock knock come in !

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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