Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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black people swimming

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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