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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

time to spruce up!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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