- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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