- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

I have cancer. And you're next.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??