What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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