- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

here's a joke... the american education society

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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