What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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