roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

star wars kid

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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