What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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