I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Anyone can post anything.

Want to hear a joke? No.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

The GOV and the WHO?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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