- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

a man makes a bad joke

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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