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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

scraggle is in you pillow case

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Get up Look in the mirror

I walk into a bar...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Camerons hair is Curly..

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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