- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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