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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row