- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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