Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Roses are red.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Oh, go away

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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