- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

a man was shot.... he died

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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