- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

justin beiber sucks

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A van drives into a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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