- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

can you pass the soap?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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