- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

69.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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