- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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