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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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