Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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