- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

my penis

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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