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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

the NAACP

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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