- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A chicken walks into a barn.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

i like turtles

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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