Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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