What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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