- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

nothing

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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