- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

knock knock? come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Knock knock. Get out!!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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