- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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