Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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