A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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