- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

that wall over there ->

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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