There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Lololol

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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