Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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