- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

I wrote a funny joke.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

i'm hard

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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