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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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