a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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world society

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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