Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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