Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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