Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

one stop shop

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Women's professional sports

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

an ethopian thanksgiving

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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