- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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