Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Penis

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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