What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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