- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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