Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

an american walks out of a strip club.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

This isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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