Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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