- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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