How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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poo

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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