So, this joke isn't funny.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

human centipede

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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