Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A women left the kitchen.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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