One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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