- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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