- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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