- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a cactus, why?

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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