What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

hi charles lattuca III

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Once, I went to Peru.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...