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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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