"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's the new green? Green

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

whats green and lives in the water

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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