why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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