- Anti Joke

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.