- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

You should read the Terms of Service.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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