- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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