Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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