- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

VITAMIN C!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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