- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

someone called someone else a frog

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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