- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

www.hurr-durr.com

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??