- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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