These jokes don't have punchlines.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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