- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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