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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.