Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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David Cameron

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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