What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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