- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I have a really funny joke.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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