Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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These Jokes suck.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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