- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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