- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

penis. nuff said.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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