- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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