- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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