Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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hi jonny

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Homo say what?

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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