Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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