- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

SHUT UP JP

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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