- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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