- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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