what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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