What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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