- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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