How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Okay.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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