When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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