On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Anti Joke

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