What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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