- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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