- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Phew... it's gone.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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