What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Anti Joke

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