A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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