Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

read this sentence again.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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