- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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