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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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