- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Coldpaly is a good band

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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