- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Kyle grund parker coffey

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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