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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

bite me

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.