- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How old are you? 7

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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