You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

knock knock who's there ?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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