- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Everybody will die

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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