- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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