- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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