- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Please ignore this statement.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What does water smell like? water.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

im @ work, LOL.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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