Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Ehh

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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