Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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