- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

how much fish could a chicken

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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