Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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