- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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