- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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