What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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YOU

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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