- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A woman walks into a bar.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

nolan is gay

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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