Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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