A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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