- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

9/11

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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