- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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