what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A blonde dies Lololol

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Anti Joke

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