- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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