- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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