my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's brown an sticky Shit

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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