- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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