A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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