Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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My peni s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Gay rights.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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