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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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