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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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