- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

im telling maguire

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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