A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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autistic kids rock

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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