Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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