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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

okay so theres this guy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man died.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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