A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what do you call a black chef glendon

I have a really funny joke.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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