What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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