- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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