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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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