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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Rush Limbaugh

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

autistic kids rock

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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