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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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