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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

quantum physics?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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