- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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