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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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