Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Happy Monday!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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