- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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