- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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