- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's brown and sticky A stick

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

knock knock go away

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

I don't get it

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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