What's one plus one? two.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Anti Joke

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