- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Chris Bosh's neck

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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