What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How old are you? 7

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Anti Joke

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