- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is life? Paul.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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