- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Chris is hairy

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is 9+10? 19

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