josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

brock has small hands for a small job

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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