- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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