Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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8===D

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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girls basketball

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j.p. is dumb

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Anti Joke

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