old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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