- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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