- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's big and purple? Barney

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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