- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Guest what in the butt

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's up? Your time.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Whats 1+1? window!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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