- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

9/11

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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