- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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