How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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