- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

PENIS that is all

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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penis

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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