- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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