- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

The Big Band Theory

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

womens rights.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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