ecks! why zee?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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