- Anti Joke

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

women's rights

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.