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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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