a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I don't believe in giraffes.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Face...the other white meat!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Anti Joke

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