- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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