Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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