What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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