- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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