Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

someone called someone else a frog

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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