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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Tony Romo

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

The Morman Religion.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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