- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Your girlfriend.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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