Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Barack Obama.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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