- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Gay rights.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what's white and sticky semen

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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