Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Anti Joke

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