- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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