A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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