- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Your mother just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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