What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Double-whammy

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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