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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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