What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Anti Joke

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