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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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