- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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