- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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