Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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