Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Canadians

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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