- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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