Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I literally died laughing

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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