why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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