- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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