- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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