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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Bitch

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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