- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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