That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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